how do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend?

simple.

the rules with girls are the same with gremlins..

1. never get them wet.

~don’t let her take a shower at your place.

2. keep them away from sunlight.

~don’t ever see them during the day.

3. never feed them after midnight.

~she doesn’t sleep over and you don’t have breakfast with you.. ever.

-Barney Stinson (how I met your mother)